10 ways to ensure you will never get a date with me.

10. Attempt to be spiritual by using scripture language to explain your life. (Spiritual language does not show the depth of your testimony)

9. Try and convince me that you can become a millionaire by growing your self proclaimed corporation. (I know that you can get a business loan and file paper work to become an actual corporation)

8. Call me pet names before you know my actual name. (I can't be your pet, I am not that obedient)

7. Claim you get bored easily. (I am already bored)

6. Tell me that the reason you didn't finish college was because you didn't want to have any student loans. (Your financial reasoning is illogical and not impressive)

5. Expect marriage to be the reason you finally choose to become temple worthy. (Trust me, my mother will not approve of you and she is always right)

4. Tell me you are into outdoor activities. (What man would turn down activities where they can prove their superior physical ability and involve fuel?)

3. Contact me from another country. (I am not romantic enough to fall for it)

2. Discuss your many possessions like I am a fish that needs to be baited. (You are using the wrong bait)

1. Play hard to get. (I am not butch, and don't fall for sissies’)