Top Ten Lessons of 2008

10. Never eat things you know you are going to throw up.

9. Always check public records before going on your first date.

8. The police will throw a crazy ex-roommate out of your house.

7. Nursery class is where all the snacks are at church...just in case you are desperate.

6. The human services field does not require anyone to have administrative skills.

5. Going ring shopping does not mean what it used to.

4. I should have finished my Master's degree sooner...dang you procrastinating thoughts.

3. 911 dispatch has my number....and will pawn their work off on me.

2. Some people are in your life weather you like it or not.

1. Some people will be in your life forever and for that we are lucky.