Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The PIG Flu

Recent in the news there had been much talk of a new scary disease has come to the US.  In fact according to the radio there is four cases in Eastern Idaho.  Should we all be afraid?  I mean I got through the mad cow scare unharmed in any way.  In fact I didn’t know anyone other than Oprah was actually affected by the issue (and I don’t even feel that close to Oprah, she never calls and her political views are so weird)

     So last night I had an encounter with the Pig Flu.  This is how it went.  A friend, male, who has recently married propositioned me…and yes that means what you think it means. (He is defiantly one SICK pig of a man)  You know that really really disgusted feeling when you wonder how such a seeming human looking individual could be so inhuman.  He is MARRIED girls, and even if he wasn’t you just don’t proposition women. Your wife maybe, but even then it should not make her feel like she is asked to break every ethical and moral code that she has.

This is how it goes sometimes.

cute pig

 

At first boys are so cute, sweet, charming you know…

 

 Dirty Pig

 

Then some of them start to change upon closer look….suddenly they  are

 

 If you young women are going with a young man who wants to take you to places where you should not go, however appealing, to those dark and noisy places, and there is some move to try to get you to do something you know you should not do, cut it off. Break it up! Send him a letter. Stamp it “Second-Class Male.”

-President Boyd K. Packer, Acting President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, The Instrument of Your Mind and the Foundation of Your Character, February 2003

And if you didn’t get it that way try

When Pigs Fly

1 comments:

Julie said...

Wow, how sad that your friend is married to someone that would betray her like that. Hopefully you put him in his place.