Top ten ways my education and professional skills preparing me for being a wife.

10. I am all talked out so only vital conversations are necessary.

9. I am aware of the effects that an environment has on emotional welfare and therefore am committed to active homemaking.

8. I excel at verbal reassurance.  Which means I can make you feel like you are the smartest, funniest, most handsome man in the world with my communication skills.

7. I have studied non-verbal interaction, so I don’t always have to know what you are thinking, and I can communicate all the things in number 8 without saying a word.

6. I have extensive parenting experience…and yet  I have no children.

5. I have excellent control of my emotions (this is compared to other women).  When I do express emotions I can be very specific about what a conversation will require of you.

4. I know the benefits of positive reinforcement and have developed a conscience thought process that is anti-nagging.

3. I am loyal.  Your puppy dog has nothing on me.

2. I am aware that men are capable of relaxing to the state of unconscious thought.  I understand that this means that my husband will need time to relax without being required to interact with others.

1. I have a extensive understanding of the affects of physical touch on human relationships, particularly what and how they communicate.