So I have to say that because I mostly hang out with the family and single friends I don't get this questions so often that is causes me to have some kind of violent reaction, but it comes up. The truth is I am not more any more broken than any other married person I know, in fact many are way more screwed up than I am.
So here is the top ten non reasons I am not married...
10. I am not too picky, I only want what I want.
9. I am not looking to be a career woman. But I have a career I am ready to retire from ;)
8. I am not afraid to leave my parents for a spouse, but I have some family members who are afraid I will move away.
7. I am not scared of commitment. But I am learning to be afraid of people who are afraid of commitment.
6. I am not boring, if I wasn't funny would you be my friend?
5. I am not afraid of affection...quite the contrary!
4. I am not waiting to finish my school, some nights I pray that I will get married so I don't have to finish the current paper.
3. I am not threatened by a man who is in charge...I have been heard to say that I really want someone who can take control.
2. I am not unattractive, I haven't' had a really bad hair in several months.
1. I am not lacking for amazing male friends who are defiantly someone I can see my self married. (see number seven for why I don't marry them)
Friday, April 3, 2009
Why aren't you married?
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2 comments:
great list! btw, once when i was out with a bunch of people and we were laughing and having a good time and he didn't know that i was recently divorced (he assumed i was single for a long time) he asked - so why aren't you married? i quickly answered, probably the same reason you aren't cute. God just hasn't made it happen yet.
one reason I am not married? probably because I am a bit sassy - or as my dad would say, i haven't found the right man who can "handle" me yet ;)
I love your list!
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