Seeking 401K Investor...

So this morning I was reading my email and I click on a link that says....

Put aside the romantic notion that love conquers all -- and pull out your calculators. Successful partnerships require a plan, a CFO (usually) and regular progress reports.
Marriage makes people richer.
Not all marriages, of course, and "richer" is relative. But overall, people who get married and stay married build significantly more wealth than single folks.

WOW...okay fine MSN..I guess I will stop putting off marriage and bite the bullet...Oh wait I learned that a long time ago.

Maybe I should change my profile to a financial one...it might look a little like this.

Stable Career Woman and Home Owner seeks 401K investor to build investment portfolio.

Uh...okay maybe not.